Who knew living under a bridge would be my second choice?

They say that you can’t go back home again. Or as Thomas Wolfe actually put it: “You can’t go back home to your family, back home to your childhood … back home to a young man’s dreams of glory and of fame … back home to places in the country, back home to the old […]

The Fight or Flight Response Has a Third Option

The road trip had started innocently enough. Just me and my friend Elyse driving across Pennsylvania to visit her friend Rachel at Slippery Rock University. If you’ve never driven from Elizabethtown, PA to Slippery Rock, PA before, I can tell you that the drive is pretty uneventful. You’re going to pass a river at some […]

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Lobster

WARNING: This subject matter may not be suitable for readers under the age of 18. So I just did that. Mostly to cover my ass. And also because it makes me feel all dangerous to be writing about sex. That’s right folks, this is a post on SEX. And it has been a long time […]

Pizza Boxes & Styrofoam: Your Essential Guide to Moving

“I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it.” You may never be as enthusiastic to move as the members of Reel 2 Real (those dudes were all about moving it), but I feel pretty confident that after reading my essential guide you’ll be slightly less likely to have a […]

It’s a Love Story, Baby, Just Swipe Right

My experience with online dating has been a long time coming. Even when I had a boyfriend, there still was a tiny part of me that knew someday I would be deleting dick pics out of my inbox. My journey began when I typed “online dating” into Google and got back a totally non-intimidating 133M […]

Taco Bell has Breakfast? Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Handle My Breakup

What can be said about breakups that hasn’t already been said by that one smug friend who seems to suddenly have their life together just as yours is falling apart? I’d like to know where that foresight was when you leased that Ford Fiesta, Heather. I can’t stand here and tell you that I’m going […]