So here’s the thing: if I know you (and it’s me so I think I’m pretty much the resident expert),… Read more A Letter To My Younger Self
Author: msmalarkey
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature."
-james thurber.
Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson
Some lessons in life are easily taught. Lessons like: – The stove is hot – Sorbet is a disgusting excuse… Read more Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson
10 Things Every Single Man Owns
It occurred to me the other day that a pattern was emerging. Every single man I’ve ever met, dated, stalked,… Read more 10 Things Every Single Man Owns
Don’t Fear the Reaper. Fear Lucky Charms.
If only writing about fear made you brave. Actually, if we’re wishing for stuff then I wish that eating junk… Read more Don’t Fear the Reaper. Fear Lucky Charms.
Who loves you more than I do?
I remember not even realizing I had said it. When you’re a kid and you learn a new word, you… Read more Who loves you more than I do?
The English Major: A Dramedy 