A Letter To My Younger Self

Posted on May 7, 2018May 7, 2018 by msmalarkey

So here’s the thing: if I know you (and it’s me so I think I’m pretty much the resident expert),… Read more A Letter To My Younger Self

Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson

Posted on March 31, 2017April 9, 2017 by msmalarkey

Some lessons in life are easily taught. Lessons like: – The stove is hot – Sorbet is a disgusting excuse… Read more Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson

Who knew living under a bridge would be my second choice?

Posted on May 27, 2016May 29, 2016 by msmalarkey

They say that you can’t go back home again. Or as Thomas Wolfe actually put it: “You can’t go back… Read more Who knew living under a bridge would be my second choice?

The Fight or Flight Response Has a Third Option

Posted on March 13, 2016November 3, 2016 by msmalarkey

The road trip has started innocently enough. Just me and my friend driving across Pennsylvania to visit a local… Read more The Fight or Flight Response Has a Third Option

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Lobster

Posted on February 15, 2016February 16, 2016 by msmalarkey

WARNING: This subject matter may not be suitable for readers under the age of 18. So I just did that.… Read more First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Lobster