A Letter To My Younger Self

So here’s the thing: if I know you (and it’s me so I think I’m pretty much the resident expert),… Read more A Letter To My Younger Self

Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson

Some lessons in life are easily taught. Lessons like: – The stove is hot – Sorbet is a disgusting excuse… Read more Translating Barbism: A Child’s Lesson

Don’t Fear the Reaper. Fear Lucky Charms.

If only writing about fear made you brave. Actually, if we’re wishing for stuff then I wish that eating junk… Read more Don’t Fear the Reaper. Fear Lucky Charms.

Who knew living under a bridge would be my second choice?

They say that you can’t go back home again. Or as Thomas Wolfe actually put it: “You can’t go back… Read more Who knew living under a bridge would be my second choice?

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Lobster

WARNING: This subject matter may not be suitable for readers under the age of 18. So I just did that.… Read more First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Lobster